Thursday, 27 February 2020
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Country Parson: The Minibeast lady

“Mr Arnott, I wish to complain about your Arnott’s gingernut biscuits. They have an unbiteably hard interior texture. 

Otherwise (they are) dunkable, crunchable, lovable gingernut biscuits, my erstwhile all-time

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